Bueno,
Okay so I touched on the porno side, now i gotta hit the stripper side....
Pros:
- Fast Money
- All you (supposed to be) doin is dancin
- Keeps you in shape
- Might open up your career options
- Releases some pent up tension
Cons:
- Niggas be STINGY with the dough so its not a steady cash flow
- Stalkers/Creepers
- Kinda strenuous
- Dudes offering "indecent proposals" lol
Personally... if need be, id be a stripper. Fuck yeah i said that shit! I mean yeah you shakin your goods for random dudes, but you dont gotta get butt butterball naked to make some dough. bet money i could go strip right now n make some nice money without havin to show my kitty. cuz im sexy. DUH!
I mean i already have a few choice songs to dance to...
- "Striptease - Danity Kane"
- "Would You Mind? - Janet Jackson"
- "City Lights - Redman n Method Man"
- "Seems Like You're Ready or Honey Love - R. Kells"
- believe it or not but "Free Your Mind - EnVouge" or somethin with a rocky beat like that
- Anything by Pitbull... ex/"I Know You Want Me" cuz i dance to em anyway lol.
- Trina. i mean strippers know how to make some stripper songs right? lmao
- Classic... Uncle Luke lmao. id do that as a spoof before i really did it tho haha
- "Yes - Lil Wayne"... why? cuz that bass line is THE SHIT!!! lol
- "Uhh Ahh - Boys II Men"
I think yall get the picture lmao. But id strip. ONLY strip tho. no trickin on the side. no thats how you get AIDS n shit. Fuck i look like?! I give my props to skrippers cuz that pole aint no fckin joke!!!! *salutes* yall deserve that one!
I havent thought of the skripper name yet... maybe i'll steal the random name my friends mom called me... Gigi Renee. haha
Yours Truly =)
Hola! The name's Dommie. Imma keep this short n simple... I made this to give relationship n sex help... So help me help you =) I'm a goofball, joke like ALL the time, everybody loves me... I LOVE to write (poety more than anything)... Don't Be Afraid Of Flying, Or You'll Never Reach Your High.♥



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