How To: .....Turn A Lady On

Soooo i figured why not help the lost buy making How To's

Expect quite a few in the near future...

How To: Turn A Lady On

1. Treat her like shes the only woman on earth that could turn you on.
2. Walk with your hand on her lower back, right above her ass... sends a tingly feelin straight to the goodies.
3. Kiss her on her neck. right below her ear.
4. Walk up behind her and grab her waist. rough but not too rough.
5. (Depending on the girl) pull her hair... unless its not hers, dont want a track or wig slippin.
6. Call her a name exclusively. Example. if u call her baby, dont call any other woman that. thats a non turn on.
7. Value her. and show her that u do.
   
8. Focus on the little things, women are prone to be excited about the 'insignificant' things
9. Be a gentleman, hold the door for her, pay for dinner, be a man dammit!
10. Make her laugh, but don't always rely on that. Sure we wanna laugh, but what makes u stand out from other niggas?
11. Randomly text em, not when u want something, just to say you were thinking about them. or text them while waiting to see each other giving a sneak preview to what's going to go down.
12. Make her feel sexy. You can't just whip out your dick and expect that to get the juices flowing. maybe the first time, but not months later.
13. Try shit! If you never ate a girl out, learn! Have her teach you. It totally pays off.
14. Compliment her on stuff people usually don't compliment her on. Like her laugh, or her perfume, or the sparkle in her eye when she's talking about something she's passionate about.
15. Show pride in having her! Don't just say you have her when its convenient. If she's with you, she's with you 24/7. Not just cuz your favorite team won the game.
16. Appreciate her.

Add your 2 cents =)

Last Nite

So in light of some of the shit I lightweight heard last nite, i wrote a poem. within like 3 minutes.

Last Nite

I was called a bitch

By the man which whom i fell in love with

Said that he was through with this

Last Nite

I was accused of cheating

But the way I see it, if you worried about your chick

The way you paid attention to every other bitch

You wouldn't have had to worry about me even thinking about someone else's dick

Last Nite

I had an epiphany

Finally opened my eyes and took the time to think deep and realize 

Maybe, Perhaps you weren't good for me

Last Nite

I was PISSED

I'm way too intelligent, wanted, young, and focused

To have to keep going through the ups and down that came with this

Last Nite

I was hurt deep

Besides the unappreciated feeling

Mad as shit that you determined that I'd creep

But before Last Nite

You were mine

I was yours

And yes, I knew about the other chick(s)

But never did I complain

I sat back and took notes

So I wouldn't every fall victim of the game

Emotionally empty

And you're to blame

Because Last Nite you showed your true colors

And we'll never be the same.

Venus Vs. Mars

Sooo i got this video from @RBradio [http://www.rbradiochronicles.blogspot.com] n its by the infamous Joe Budden @MouseBudden.

First they're discussing whether or not chicks swallow... if dudes eat ass... lmao its some shit. watch



My 2 cents:
*Dont Judge Me* lol well if ur givin head and he cums in ur mouth.... its already halfway done, might as well swallow. I mean if u spit u gotta get up, walk whereever then spit. whats the point lmao! if u aint for swallowin, dont let his kids float around ur mouth. simple as that. LMAO. now eatin ass... i dont knock u if you do it. just make sure her ass is clean. it actually feels quite nice haha. would i do it...? to a dude? no way. to a chick... maybe. idk. lol. umm.... G-spot.. its in the same general vicinity on every girl....



um. what else.... oh i've been blessed to experience an orgasm. i wish this to everyone. the best thing ever. THE END

lol

Lets Get Personal

Aight, lets keep it real for this post.


So. Lets put this in a 3rd person viewpoint. Imma give yall a scenario n yall give me yall imput.
Boy and Girl meet, Start Talkin, Fall for each other, N yall datin. So Girl's parents dont necessarily approve of Boy but Girl still tries to keep the relationship since she loves him. Meaning, Girl's parents dont know that her and Guy are still dating. Guy says he's okay with it because he 'understands' n cares about Girl so he'll deal. Year and some change goes past, n Guy starts going thru some problems. Starts to blame Girl and the fact that her parents dont know about him n how that could change the situation, when in all actuality its not gonna change anything. Guy starts acting funny, Girl already knows what the problem is regardless if Guy says it or not. Guy tries to play it off like its not Girl. So Guy starts talking to everyone else about him and Girl's situation, valuing their opinion more than just talking to Girl. So Girl starts to feel some typa way... Guy starts saying sublims, Girl is KNOWN for her sublims... So now Girl is in her feelings. Starts feeling as if she isnt appreciated. Used... 


are yall still following this scenario? lmao.


anywho. who's in the wrong? well not in the wrong, but who deserves to feel some typa way?


-Yours Truly

Rihanna's 20/20 Interview

This dumb ass interview... i'll give my 2 cents at the end







YO!!!!! Why she was lyin like that "I didnt hit him, i mean even if i did, that doesnt make it right" KICK ROCKS HO! lol. She wanna try to lean on him AFTER the restraining order. And why she was bout to cry. i have no remorse for her. Tina Turner didnt get a 20/20 interview! #SitYoAssDown. I hope she sells her album like she did that for. Dont play the "boo hoo im the victim" role. A lotta people may get mad at me sayin this but the same amount agrees. Like Chris Rock said "You slapped your girl... i dont support it, but i understand." She leavin out hella info about that nite, but honestly i dont care anymore. #OnToTheNextOne.


-Yours Truly

Cheap Niggas

Alright, so another @ reply motivated post.  @da03fromCTP: @MzDomXxX: topic for my blog. 1-2-3 GO! «- niggas going dutch on a date they ask for...


Lets Go


I dont have a problem with going dutch, or even payin for a whole date.... BUT if you ask me out, how the hell u gon ask me if i got 5 on it? nigga shouldnt have been tryna show off witcha broke ass. What i look like payin for somethin i coulda got on my own when u offered to pay? Ol its a recession so can we go half on this value meal at mcdonalds ass niggas. #FAIL you will never get with this, my undies cost more than u can afford. Better luck next time bucko lmao.  

Men... smh.

Okay, someone please riddle me as to what the mindframe men think in cuz i'm frustrated. Explained how i feel about something, more than once, and have yet to get a result. Makes me want to shut down. But shutting down isnt the way to go. i've vented n vented and fuckin vented and so far no one has said i was in the wrong for how i feel so i KNOW im not trippin. but obviously the person who IS in the wrong is in denial... or maybe their homies aint keepin it 1 hunnid wit em. fuck if i kno. and im getting to the point where i frankly dont care... which is never good.... 


*sigh*


Okay i guess the point of this post was to get some feedback....


As a male, how can someone get a point across to you?
As a female, how have u gotten your point across to a male? 


-Yours Truly

Relationships in 09...

I was on Twitter and i asked my followers to give me an idea to talk about on here n this is what they gave me =)


@da03fromCTP: @MzDomXxX what's lacking in relationships compared to how it was back in the day?!?


Its all based on individuals and what people allow in relationships and what people grow up seeing. If you grow up in a household where theres no mutual respect in the relationship, you have either 2 choices. Reciprocate those actions or try to go against the grain. option 1 is more common tho.


We should follow the 'golden rule' Treat others the way you would want to be treated. If you dont want your girl/dude talkin all sexy to someone else... dont do it yourself. If you want them to do something for you, you gotta get out there and do something for them! Mutuality is A MUST!!! as many people who could be better off by themselves arent because they're trying to reach that love that they see in their grandparents. I mean, how many people u see now days stayin together for 10 yrs, let alone 50? Don't worry I'll wait.... slim to none, because there's a lack of respect, and LOVE! shit, hella people are infatuated and confuse that with love.. they run and get married, dont know shit about the other person. Then wonder why the relationship doesnt work.


Also, people take their partner for granted. Like just cus I HAVENT doesnt mean I WONT! lol. like no joke tho, get out there and show some MAD LOVE for your bf/gf. If you love them, show it everywhere. not just when its convenient... (ouch).


Anyway. just some thoughts... i'll add more tomorrow =)


Yours Truly =)




Okay more thoughts... People back in the days werent so loose with their shit. Meaning... they werent slick out the lips to anybody once they had their own significant other. ie/ You dont "play" like you're in a relationship when u are REALLY in a relationship with someone. Thats disrespectful to both your partner and your relationship. 


In addition to that, for the sake of your relationships. PLEASE keep it real with ur bf/gf. Dont sugar coat shit cuz u dont wanna "start any problems." If you feel its gonna rile up somethin in your relationship, maybe... JUST MAYBE your ass shouldnt have been doing it in the first place. *shots fired* oooooooh. lemme sign off this.

Rules of dating/hollering Pt.1... Another Ms Sassy and Mz Dom collab

rules of dating/hollering lol

1. Check your breath first and foremost

2. make sure u don look like u jus came from highschool gym class with ur sweats over ur jeans cuz u was too lazy to change
2.5 i might ask you for id if you look that young

3. plz don send ur friend ova askin if im gay, taken or sayin my boy/ girl wanna holla!
4. don't try to holla with some lame ass "did u hurt when you fell outta heaven" bullshit
5. if i do agree to givin u my AIM don make it seem like i gave u the digets n the address to my crib cuz IF we go out im meetin u somewhere
6. all terms are subject to change. just cuz we were talkin for an hour last nite, dont expect it every damn nite

7. plz do not fall in love with me after a month of talkin to me i kno my game is titer then the next touch me not stud n my swagga is fierce!
8. Dont think that just cuz we talkin you sposed to meet my friends n fam. u aint permanent yet!
8.5 or if u do meet my friends its only cuz secretly i want their approval
8.9 and when u do, that dont mean you can add em on myspace, facebook, twitter, tagged... none of dat
9. If you DO get the digits, dont text me on some bullshit. "hey" no fck that i got shit to do
10. if i invite u to my crib n u spendin the night bcuz i fall aslp don mean u can go holl@my roommate n when she denies u come back n try to get some from me! hahaha
11. when u get my # don b callin me for some phone sex on our 1st or sec third or any convo for tha matter u aint my girl/man
11.5 or on some "i wanna fall asleep with you on the phone" whore u aint payin my got damned bill. *click*

12. plz don hit me up as soon as my away message goes down or the second i get out of work @3 u callin me @ 3:01 "are u off yet"
12.5 or show up for my lunch break talkin bout "i thought we'd do lunch" how do u know my damn schedule!?
13. dont b callin all the chains in the city tryin to find me at work cuz i didnt answr ur text or phone call BITCH! im working!
14. If we met on Myspace... just cuz i gave u some play dont mean start changin names and statuses about me, or commentin on every pic i have. stalker
15. if we talkin n u half way across the world imma need for u to be more realistic about the situation less im movin there..its neva gonna work!
15.5 and even if we live down the street it STILL may not work
16. bcuz we talkin don mean u need to bfriend me on all the social networks there are (FB  
17. The first few dates, we goin dutch on the bill. i aint payin ur way. i dont even like u for real.  
 17.5 ps im bored thas tha only reason y im goin out wit u LETs not even call this a date  
18. when and IF we fck, dont try to cuddle, i dont love u. we can work on that but yehhhh...  
18.5 afta we fuck kno u not spendin the nt less u cookin for me n don touch me afta i come out the shower 
18.9 and even after then, u still might have to leave, my friends is comin over  
19.if i havent started callin u my boo n we fckin then ur title is offically BC  
19.5 so dont give yourself your own title.  
19.9 or tellin ppl ur my boo gf, bf lover booski, bff dont even tell ppl u kno me  
20. By this time if u still around... u prolly deserve to be with me... after u shave.  
20.5 now imma need u to shave brush ur teeth and do ur hair at this very moment cuz i kno u look a hot mess right now  
21. Dont hold my hand when we go out, or try to hug/kiss me in public. i might see my future while we're out  
21.5 if we go to the club don b holdin my waist n walkin up my ass when im browsin the club fuck im tryin to make it look like im alone  
22. Dont go thru my phone cuz *phone rings* hold up thats my baby right here... u know where the door is.  
23. dont b makin all the playist on ur pages lovey doavey songs cuz u think we got a love jones goin nicca i said u THINK! cuz aint shit goin on bsides ur head game! 
23.5 ol 'i bet u think this song is about u' ass