How To: .....Turn A Lady On

Soooo i figured why not help the lost buy making How To's

Expect quite a few in the near future...

How To: Turn A Lady On

1. Treat her like shes the only woman on earth that could turn you on.
2. Walk with your hand on her lower back, right above her ass... sends a tingly feelin straight to the goodies.
3. Kiss her on her neck. right below her ear.
4. Walk up behind her and grab her waist. rough but not too rough.
5. (Depending on the girl) pull her hair... unless its not hers, dont want a track or wig slippin.
6. Call her a name exclusively. Example. if u call her baby, dont call any other woman that. thats a non turn on.
7. Value her. and show her that u do.
   
8. Focus on the little things, women are prone to be excited about the 'insignificant' things
9. Be a gentleman, hold the door for her, pay for dinner, be a man dammit!
10. Make her laugh, but don't always rely on that. Sure we wanna laugh, but what makes u stand out from other niggas?
11. Randomly text em, not when u want something, just to say you were thinking about them. or text them while waiting to see each other giving a sneak preview to what's going to go down.
12. Make her feel sexy. You can't just whip out your dick and expect that to get the juices flowing. maybe the first time, but not months later.
13. Try shit! If you never ate a girl out, learn! Have her teach you. It totally pays off.
14. Compliment her on stuff people usually don't compliment her on. Like her laugh, or her perfume, or the sparkle in her eye when she's talking about something she's passionate about.
15. Show pride in having her! Don't just say you have her when its convenient. If she's with you, she's with you 24/7. Not just cuz your favorite team won the game.
16. Appreciate her.

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Top 20 Rules to a Relationship via Ms Sassy n Mz Dom

Top 2o Rules to a Relationship..... Ms Sassy and Mz Dom style. Study up.

1. all hands on activities between you and others must be deaded including when drunk

2. all excessive flirting is dead, unless its with your significant other

3. any Xs comin around for no reason at all is suspect and is subject for yo ass to get cussed out

4. if you have a baby mama/father, dont be 'chillin'. thats how the lil creature u got now was created.

5. dont come out ur neck talkin about family disorders in the middle of the relationship #imaneed for u to tell me while we talkin so i kno wha im dealin with ahead of time

6. just cuz we together dont mean u can slack up on ur game, dont stop butterin me up or buyin me double cheeseburgers cuz u already booked me. thats petty

6.5 n jus becuz we together don mean tha i wanna see u in sweats and ur pjs n yo head not done all the damn time cuz u gettin to comfy with my ass

6.9 but dont expect me to look like im bout to go to the club everytime i come over

7. don b tryin to bring all ur shit to my crib lil by lil cuz the pumm pumm is good and u wanna hit it every nt

8. and unless i invite you, dont be knockin at my door. i might be with my other bitch.... get out ur feelings im messin wit u

9. dont think for one second cuz me n my besty fucked once n she thinks ur cute tha WE are gonna have a 3sum ..fantascy distroyed!
9.5 You dont see me askin ya moms to join in now do ya? didnt think so.
10. imma need u to let all them bitches in ur phone know im wifey n not ur boo if u can make it past rules 1 thru 10
11. Dont call me a nickname that you call any other broad.
12. dont introduce me to ur family members as yo best friend imma need you to come out the fuckin closet already b4 i drag u out if its not noticable already tha ur a flaming homo
12.5 and if you're still in the closet, you might as well stop now
13. imma need u to step ur game up cuz that bitch right therre *points to the nearest dope chick* is bout to take ur spot cuz u slack
14. dont dress like a bum when we go out, cuz you WILL get left like i don know u
15. don try to show off like ur shit dont stink jus cuz we in front of ur pplz i will repeat i WILL put ur ass on blast
16. worst case scenario... we break up. dont try to put me out on blast, cuz i'll whoop yo ass, AND put u out there. smut
17. dont call me out my name cuz u got caught tryin to smut around n u mad cuz game is wak! y am i with u in the 1st place..oh yea u made it thru rules 1 thru 15
18. dont tell me after the fact that u dont do somethin sexually. da fuck u wait so long to tell me for?!
18.5 fuck it imma get u drunk n make u do it n e way lmao
19. while you're sittin here readin all your rules i prolly be done left you for someone better.
20. i shouldnt have had to write these rule in the first place but i have to teach u so u respect the next bitch KEEP READING
20.5 and you better know how to read...AND take notes. witcha slow ass
21. now if yo ass had jus fucked me and ate my pussy right, shut the fuck up when i said u was wrong and took me out for no reason at all we would still be together
22. Matter of fact. just #killurself if you think we gon get back together either.
22.5 forget we eva met but keep these rules n mind
23. but if u did read the rules, and followed them, and we STILL broke up.... *shrugs* what the fuck happened? lol
24. oh well on to the NXT bitch

This was HELLA fun lol. follow my girl @sASSycanB and join her blog http://destoniwm.blogspot.com/?zx=6c806e03323ef7a0 n follow me too @MzDom =)