Jealous Much?

So I'm feeling some typa way and I'm slightly in my feelings right now so i shall just type and try to make sense as i go along.

Topic : Jealousy...

Am I jealous? Not really, okay well maybe a little bit... The actual definition of jealousy is such as follows:

Jealousy is an emotion and typically refers to the negative thoughts and feelings of insecurity, fear, and anxiety over an anticipated loss of something that the person values, such as a relationship, friendship, or love. Jealousy often consists of a combination of emotions such as anger, sadness, and disgust. Jealousy differs from envy in that jealousy is about something one has and is afraid of losing, while envy refers to something one does not have and either wants to acquire or to prevent another from acquiring.

Im not jealous because I'm insecure, or fear, or anxiety for that matter. My thing is, i know how women think, I AM ONE, and when dudes say and do certain things, ladies think a certain way. Ex/ If you spend a lotta time with a girl who u know likes you, shes gonna think you have an interest in them. Duh.

Plus, I have an issue when I'm with someone and they don't separate from the group of women u talk to. I don't have a problem with u havin female friends, but don't refer to all of us with the same generic ass nickname. that PISSES ME OFF! I'm not the same as them, so don't refer to me as such.

And another thing, flirting... refer to my previous blog about that. There's a line, and you don't cross that shit when you're in a relationship with someone. I'm just sayin... don't say suggestive stuff to others when u have someone.

DIG,DUG,DEAD.

Your Truly.

Rules of dating/hollering Pt.1... Another Ms Sassy and Mz Dom collab

rules of dating/hollering lol

1. Check your breath first and foremost

2. make sure u don look like u jus came from highschool gym class with ur sweats over ur jeans cuz u was too lazy to change
2.5 i might ask you for id if you look that young

3. plz don send ur friend ova askin if im gay, taken or sayin my boy/ girl wanna holla!
4. don't try to holla with some lame ass "did u hurt when you fell outta heaven" bullshit
5. if i do agree to givin u my AIM don make it seem like i gave u the digets n the address to my crib cuz IF we go out im meetin u somewhere
6. all terms are subject to change. just cuz we were talkin for an hour last nite, dont expect it every damn nite

7. plz do not fall in love with me after a month of talkin to me i kno my game is titer then the next touch me not stud n my swagga is fierce!
8. Dont think that just cuz we talkin you sposed to meet my friends n fam. u aint permanent yet!
8.5 or if u do meet my friends its only cuz secretly i want their approval
8.9 and when u do, that dont mean you can add em on myspace, facebook, twitter, tagged... none of dat
9. If you DO get the digits, dont text me on some bullshit. "hey" no fck that i got shit to do
10. if i invite u to my crib n u spendin the night bcuz i fall aslp don mean u can go holl@my roommate n when she denies u come back n try to get some from me! hahaha
11. when u get my # don b callin me for some phone sex on our 1st or sec third or any convo for tha matter u aint my girl/man
11.5 or on some "i wanna fall asleep with you on the phone" whore u aint payin my got damned bill. *click*

12. plz don hit me up as soon as my away message goes down or the second i get out of work @3 u callin me @ 3:01 "are u off yet"
12.5 or show up for my lunch break talkin bout "i thought we'd do lunch" how do u know my damn schedule!?
13. dont b callin all the chains in the city tryin to find me at work cuz i didnt answr ur text or phone call BITCH! im working!
14. If we met on Myspace... just cuz i gave u some play dont mean start changin names and statuses about me, or commentin on every pic i have. stalker
15. if we talkin n u half way across the world imma need for u to be more realistic about the situation less im movin there..its neva gonna work!
15.5 and even if we live down the street it STILL may not work
16. bcuz we talkin don mean u need to bfriend me on all the social networks there are (FB  
17. The first few dates, we goin dutch on the bill. i aint payin ur way. i dont even like u for real.  
 17.5 ps im bored thas tha only reason y im goin out wit u LETs not even call this a date  
18. when and IF we fck, dont try to cuddle, i dont love u. we can work on that but yehhhh...  
18.5 afta we fuck kno u not spendin the nt less u cookin for me n don touch me afta i come out the shower 
18.9 and even after then, u still might have to leave, my friends is comin over  
19.if i havent started callin u my boo n we fckin then ur title is offically BC  
19.5 so dont give yourself your own title.  
19.9 or tellin ppl ur my boo gf, bf lover booski, bff dont even tell ppl u kno me  
20. By this time if u still around... u prolly deserve to be with me... after u shave.  
20.5 now imma need u to shave brush ur teeth and do ur hair at this very moment cuz i kno u look a hot mess right now  
21. Dont hold my hand when we go out, or try to hug/kiss me in public. i might see my future while we're out  
21.5 if we go to the club don b holdin my waist n walkin up my ass when im browsin the club fuck im tryin to make it look like im alone  
22. Dont go thru my phone cuz *phone rings* hold up thats my baby right here... u know where the door is.  
23. dont b makin all the playist on ur pages lovey doavey songs cuz u think we got a love jones goin nicca i said u THINK! cuz aint shit goin on bsides ur head game! 
23.5 ol 'i bet u think this song is about u' ass

3's a Party

Sooooo, the topic of the hour is Threesomes!!! How do you feel about em? Condone em? Had one?

Aight, ima be brutally honest and it may be a lil crude... just FYI...

okay, once upon a time (2 yrs ago), my first experience with a female. (yes u read that right)... my then boyfriend was there. Me and girlie were homies and we trusted each other, knew where each others goodies been, who been in there. ya kno. lol. so one night, i was tipsy, and we were discussing our bi-curious-ism (if thats a word) so he suggest that we try it. im like *shrugs* eff it im up for it, and shes like *shrugs* gimme a shot n i'll be down. so we're tryin it out and he ask if he can join. I'm like what head? SURE! but u aint fuckin her. so thats what it was.

im not gettin into detail cuz thats not the reason i wrote the blog, creepers lmao.

Now my reasoning as to me having reservations about having a full fledged, porno style 3sum is... NIGGA U AINT FUCKIN ANOTHER BITCH! I'm sorry but i REFUSE to let my dude fuck another broad, IN MY FACE, and me be cool with it. FUCK THAT! So heres my rules as follows.

1. I pick the female. Then we collab and come to an consensus
   
2. No Jealousy
3. Dont show the other girl more attention than me, im the girlfriend after all.
4. No intercourse with her, you get horny? Fuck me.
5. IF, (and this is a big IF) i happened to have lost my rabbit ass mind and let you fuck her, you gotta wrap it up. twice. and dont you DARE fuck me with the same condom. ew.
   
6. You CAN get/give head, even grab a titty, AND slap an ass. but if you cross the line, im allowed to KICK YOUR ASS!
   
7. Remember, I'm the one allowin this so you cant get pissed off cuz i wont let you tap that other ass.

Main reasons im not sharin my dick.... I kno how good it feels. I aint sharin. If i dont really like u flirtin with another female u think imma be peachy keen with u pokin another chick? BAHAHAHA!!! funny one.

Dudes, just think. If your girl asked for a 3sum with another dude, u aint gon be cool with the other dude fuckin your girl. what if he fucks her better? is bigger? eh eh? yeah nigga i thought so!

*I rest my case, but feel free to dispute it lol*

Yours Truly

Words of a Pittsburgh Girl =)

Yes i pronounce Pittsburgh "Pixburgh"...
Everybody bought a new outfit 2 look "shitty" at the Penn Hills Picnic...
Lookin' shitty isn't a bad thing...
I've been to Kennywood every summer...
It's the "Stillers" not the Steelers...
I missed Angie and GQ on the WAMO Wake Up Show...
It's gumband not "rubberband"...
People will try to "burn" you at a dance or party in PGH...
You wear gumbands around the bottom of your pants 2 show off your fresh J's or 1's...

They're tennis shoes, not sneakers...

People from up north or the midwest tell me I sound country and people from the south tell me I sound "proper"...
I say "you guys" even if I'm talkin to a group of girls....
I call Nextel walkie-talkies a "squawkie"...
I get water out of the "spicket"...
I know damn well that "ain't" is an English word...
I remember the blizzard of '93 and the snow being taller than me...
It's either winter or summer...
I'll tear up some wings from Quaker Steak and Lube...
I don't know how many times I been on field trips to the Science Center...
Dairy Queen is closed November through March...
There's a church on every corner...
I know what "chip chopped" ham is...
I've had to put on the heat and air conditioner in the same day...
I've worn shorts and a winter coat in the same week...
I can identify a southern or eastern accent...
I used 2 wait for school to have a 2-hour delay [which happened like twice outta 4yrs]...
I've got on the "T"...
I know Oakland isn't only a city in California...
I have a dirty-ass "Terrible Towel" somewhere and you're supposed to NEVER wash it...
The club last night was "schmackin'"...

It aint soda, it's POP!...

It's called a hoagie not a "sub"...

I put jimmies on ice cream, not sprinkles...
I've had black and gold day at my school...
I go "food shopp'n" not grocery shopping...
I did all my food shoppin' at Giant Eagle...
I call ketchup "Heinz ketchup"...
I put fries on my sandwich...
Always walk carefully when its "slippy" out...
"Kennywood's open" means ur fly's down...
Mrs. T's perogies are "fire"...
Callin sumthin fire means it's good...
I know what a Pat bus is...
They are called tubes, not tunnels...
I miss those Sarris chocolate covered pretzels people used 2 sell at school for $1...
I don't call it anything but the parkway...what's a highway?...
Schumann's got them quarter bags of Fruities [omg those are fire]...
I can pronounce the word Duquesne [Du-cane]...
I buy $0.75 Faygo's or Top Pops from the corna store...
I don't get why people say "to be" before verbs, "My car needs washed" or "my hair needs cut" works just fine...
I save a parking spot wit furniture and will kill someone if they dare move it...
I measure distance in time not miles...
If someone tells you they're from the "Burg" they're from Wilkinsburg [like myself]...
The Pat bus cost waaaay too much...
The Lincoln is always dirty...
The Lincoln is a bus line (81B)...
Some girls think they shitty when they get gear from Rainbow...
Some dudes think they shittin' when they got clothes from Prime Gear...
I say "yinz" n' dat...
When someone says something stupid I say "I guess."...
I "warsh" my clothes...
n You catch the PAT bus "Dahntahn"

Top 20 Rules to a Relationship via Ms Sassy n Mz Dom

Top 2o Rules to a Relationship..... Ms Sassy and Mz Dom style. Study up.

1. all hands on activities between you and others must be deaded including when drunk

2. all excessive flirting is dead, unless its with your significant other

3. any Xs comin around for no reason at all is suspect and is subject for yo ass to get cussed out

4. if you have a baby mama/father, dont be 'chillin'. thats how the lil creature u got now was created.

5. dont come out ur neck talkin about family disorders in the middle of the relationship #imaneed for u to tell me while we talkin so i kno wha im dealin with ahead of time

6. just cuz we together dont mean u can slack up on ur game, dont stop butterin me up or buyin me double cheeseburgers cuz u already booked me. thats petty

6.5 n jus becuz we together don mean tha i wanna see u in sweats and ur pjs n yo head not done all the damn time cuz u gettin to comfy with my ass

6.9 but dont expect me to look like im bout to go to the club everytime i come over

7. don b tryin to bring all ur shit to my crib lil by lil cuz the pumm pumm is good and u wanna hit it every nt

8. and unless i invite you, dont be knockin at my door. i might be with my other bitch.... get out ur feelings im messin wit u

9. dont think for one second cuz me n my besty fucked once n she thinks ur cute tha WE are gonna have a 3sum ..fantascy distroyed!
9.5 You dont see me askin ya moms to join in now do ya? didnt think so.
10. imma need u to let all them bitches in ur phone know im wifey n not ur boo if u can make it past rules 1 thru 10
11. Dont call me a nickname that you call any other broad.
12. dont introduce me to ur family members as yo best friend imma need you to come out the fuckin closet already b4 i drag u out if its not noticable already tha ur a flaming homo
12.5 and if you're still in the closet, you might as well stop now
13. imma need u to step ur game up cuz that bitch right therre *points to the nearest dope chick* is bout to take ur spot cuz u slack
14. dont dress like a bum when we go out, cuz you WILL get left like i don know u
15. don try to show off like ur shit dont stink jus cuz we in front of ur pplz i will repeat i WILL put ur ass on blast
16. worst case scenario... we break up. dont try to put me out on blast, cuz i'll whoop yo ass, AND put u out there. smut
17. dont call me out my name cuz u got caught tryin to smut around n u mad cuz game is wak! y am i with u in the 1st place..oh yea u made it thru rules 1 thru 15
18. dont tell me after the fact that u dont do somethin sexually. da fuck u wait so long to tell me for?!
18.5 fuck it imma get u drunk n make u do it n e way lmao
19. while you're sittin here readin all your rules i prolly be done left you for someone better.
20. i shouldnt have had to write these rule in the first place but i have to teach u so u respect the next bitch KEEP READING
20.5 and you better know how to read...AND take notes. witcha slow ass
21. now if yo ass had jus fucked me and ate my pussy right, shut the fuck up when i said u was wrong and took me out for no reason at all we would still be together
22. Matter of fact. just #killurself if you think we gon get back together either.
22.5 forget we eva met but keep these rules n mind
23. but if u did read the rules, and followed them, and we STILL broke up.... *shrugs* what the fuck happened? lol
24. oh well on to the NXT bitch

This was HELLA fun lol. follow my girl @sASSycanB and join her blog http://destoniwm.blogspot.com/?zx=6c806e03323ef7a0 n follow me too @MzDom =)