Words of a Pittsburgh Girl =)

Yes i pronounce Pittsburgh "Pixburgh"...
Everybody bought a new outfit 2 look "shitty" at the Penn Hills Picnic...
Lookin' shitty isn't a bad thing...
I've been to Kennywood every summer...
It's the "Stillers" not the Steelers...
I missed Angie and GQ on the WAMO Wake Up Show...
It's gumband not "rubberband"...
People will try to "burn" you at a dance or party in PGH...
You wear gumbands around the bottom of your pants 2 show off your fresh J's or 1's...

They're tennis shoes, not sneakers...

People from up north or the midwest tell me I sound country and people from the south tell me I sound "proper"...
I say "you guys" even if I'm talkin to a group of girls....
I call Nextel walkie-talkies a "squawkie"...
I get water out of the "spicket"...
I know damn well that "ain't" is an English word...
I remember the blizzard of '93 and the snow being taller than me...
It's either winter or summer...
I'll tear up some wings from Quaker Steak and Lube...
I don't know how many times I been on field trips to the Science Center...
Dairy Queen is closed November through March...
There's a church on every corner...
I know what "chip chopped" ham is...
I've had to put on the heat and air conditioner in the same day...
I've worn shorts and a winter coat in the same week...
I can identify a southern or eastern accent...
I used 2 wait for school to have a 2-hour delay [which happened like twice outta 4yrs]...
I've got on the "T"...
I know Oakland isn't only a city in California...
I have a dirty-ass "Terrible Towel" somewhere and you're supposed to NEVER wash it...
The club last night was "schmackin'"...

It aint soda, it's POP!...

It's called a hoagie not a "sub"...

I put jimmies on ice cream, not sprinkles...
I've had black and gold day at my school...
I go "food shopp'n" not grocery shopping...
I did all my food shoppin' at Giant Eagle...
I call ketchup "Heinz ketchup"...
I put fries on my sandwich...
Always walk carefully when its "slippy" out...
"Kennywood's open" means ur fly's down...
Mrs. T's perogies are "fire"...
Callin sumthin fire means it's good...
I know what a Pat bus is...
They are called tubes, not tunnels...
I miss those Sarris chocolate covered pretzels people used 2 sell at school for $1...
I don't call it anything but the parkway...what's a highway?...
Schumann's got them quarter bags of Fruities [omg those are fire]...
I can pronounce the word Duquesne [Du-cane]...
I buy $0.75 Faygo's or Top Pops from the corna store...
I don't get why people say "to be" before verbs, "My car needs washed" or "my hair needs cut" works just fine...
I save a parking spot wit furniture and will kill someone if they dare move it...
I measure distance in time not miles...
If someone tells you they're from the "Burg" they're from Wilkinsburg [like myself]...
The Pat bus cost waaaay too much...
The Lincoln is always dirty...
The Lincoln is a bus line (81B)...
Some girls think they shitty when they get gear from Rainbow...
Some dudes think they shittin' when they got clothes from Prime Gear...
I say "yinz" n' dat...
When someone says something stupid I say "I guess."...
I "warsh" my clothes...
n You catch the PAT bus "Dahntahn"