3's a Party

Sooooo, the topic of the hour is Threesomes!!! How do you feel about em? Condone em? Had one?

Aight, ima be brutally honest and it may be a lil crude... just FYI...

okay, once upon a time (2 yrs ago), my first experience with a female. (yes u read that right)... my then boyfriend was there. Me and girlie were homies and we trusted each other, knew where each others goodies been, who been in there. ya kno. lol. so one night, i was tipsy, and we were discussing our bi-curious-ism (if thats a word) so he suggest that we try it. im like *shrugs* eff it im up for it, and shes like *shrugs* gimme a shot n i'll be down. so we're tryin it out and he ask if he can join. I'm like what head? SURE! but u aint fuckin her. so thats what it was.

im not gettin into detail cuz thats not the reason i wrote the blog, creepers lmao.

Now my reasoning as to me having reservations about having a full fledged, porno style 3sum is... NIGGA U AINT FUCKIN ANOTHER BITCH! I'm sorry but i REFUSE to let my dude fuck another broad, IN MY FACE, and me be cool with it. FUCK THAT! So heres my rules as follows.

1. I pick the female. Then we collab and come to an consensus
   
2. No Jealousy
3. Dont show the other girl more attention than me, im the girlfriend after all.
4. No intercourse with her, you get horny? Fuck me.
5. IF, (and this is a big IF) i happened to have lost my rabbit ass mind and let you fuck her, you gotta wrap it up. twice. and dont you DARE fuck me with the same condom. ew.
   
6. You CAN get/give head, even grab a titty, AND slap an ass. but if you cross the line, im allowed to KICK YOUR ASS!
   
7. Remember, I'm the one allowin this so you cant get pissed off cuz i wont let you tap that other ass.

Main reasons im not sharin my dick.... I kno how good it feels. I aint sharin. If i dont really like u flirtin with another female u think imma be peachy keen with u pokin another chick? BAHAHAHA!!! funny one.

Dudes, just think. If your girl asked for a 3sum with another dude, u aint gon be cool with the other dude fuckin your girl. what if he fucks her better? is bigger? eh eh? yeah nigga i thought so!

*I rest my case, but feel free to dispute it lol*

Yours Truly