10 Commandments... Dommie Style.

Aight, so i get an idea from my homie D-Money for blogs to write about cuz we like to politic hence,

1o Commandments.... Guilty Pleasure Style.

1. Thou shall sleep for as long as thou pleases
2. Thou shall check out other chicks booties... as long as they're worth checkin out
3. If 'procreating', thou shall ensure there is some hair pullin, ass slappin, and maybe alil bit of name callin
4. Thou shall eat until the person next to them is full, but dont gain any weight cuz fat hoes dont get tossed around in the bedroom as much as lil chicks.
5. Thou shall embrace the booty. If you got one, flaunt it... if ya girl got one, make sure u dont cuz there will be other niggas and chicks checkin that shit out... i may be one of em lmao
6. Thou shall ♪♫PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIIII MEEEEEEE♫♪
7. Thou shall always backup shit talking with action... dont motor mouth... theres better things to be done with a lonely mouth
8. Thou shall indulge in head servicing. Its the American way.
9. Thou shall always know how to drop it like its hot, bounce it like its warm, and swing it like its cold. lol
10. Thou shall make sure you never give into anything that is wack. like people. smh
11. and Thou shall have an 11th Commandment just for the hell of it and to PISS PEOPLE OFF! lol
    

Sex Digits

Soooo, me and my homie D-Money were politicin tonite and we got to talkin about the discussion of sex numbers and lettin your partner know...

Should they know?

How we feel: hell no! Men are too fuckin possessive to know how many niggas got a taste of his girl. and Women are too fuckin jealous to know. lol

I mean, lets be real, we all know that our signifigant other isnt a virgin unless you were their first. Nobody wants to know that you fucked 16 people... that means 16 bitches are walkin around knowin how you fuck, or 16 niggas knowin how good (or wack, gotta be politically correct) yo shit is. Thats not a good look, and no matter what, the higher the number, the worst that shit it. I once knew a girl whose number was 34. Thirty Fuckin Four. in the time frame of 2 got damn years. YET this bitch wanted to be respected and wifed down like i was....

Bitch you fucked half the campus, the fuck you look like being called wifey? You got a list of who u fucked and what u did with em? THE FUCK THEY DO THAT AT?! Bitch get real. lmao. I kick myself in the ass now for ever calling that (c. u. n.ext t.uesday) my friend. FML. Then this bitch wanna say i was naive? PUH-LEEZE! but thats another blog...

Anyway. if you're a virgin... dont fuck everything that comes your way with a pulse, it makes for bad conversation. Plus when it gets too high, how u gon remember em. people forget when they at 12, how u gon remember at 31?

Yours Truly =)

Poemssss

imma make this reallll quick, wanna read my poems? all you gotta do is CLICK!

http://www.gspoetry.com/poemlisting.php?id=29629

You're a Jerk... with actual TALENTED Rappers. Fuq the New boyz or whoeva

First lemme say i stole this from http://valentinesjourney.blogspot.com lol this is my homie!!!

You're A Jerk Freestyle - Sage Bravo feat. Valentine
YOU'RE A JERK!!!!i kno WE KILLED THIS BEAT! "They gon forget about the regular song!"NUFFIN LEFT TO SAY!JUST DOWNLOAD IThttp://www.zshare.net/audio/620933098a3b5017/

follw em both @SageBravo and @MrValentine410!! only a preview of things to come!!

Super Save A Hoe Pt.2... and the saga continues.

Bueno,
Okay so I touched on the porno side, now i gotta hit the stripper side....

Pros:

• Fast Money
• All you (supposed to be) doin is dancin
• Keeps you in shape
• Might open up your career options
• Releases some pent up tension

Cons:

• Niggas be STINGY with the dough so its not a steady cash flow
• Stalkers/Creepers
• Kinda strenuous
• Dudes offering "indecent proposals" lol

Personally... if need be, id be a stripper. Fuck yeah i said that shit! I mean yeah you shakin your goods for random dudes, but you dont gotta get butt butterball naked to make some dough. bet money i could go strip right now n make some nice money without havin to show my kitty. cuz im sexy. DUH!

I mean i already have a few choice songs to dance to...

1. "Striptease - Danity Kane"
2. "Would You Mind? - Janet Jackson"
3. "City Lights - Redman n Method Man"
4. "Seems Like You're Ready or Honey Love - R. Kells"
5. believe it or not but "Free Your Mind - EnVouge" or somethin with a rocky beat like that
6. Anything by Pitbull... ex/"I Know You Want Me" cuz i dance to em anyway lol.
7. Trina. i mean strippers know how to make some stripper songs right? lmao
8. Classic... Uncle Luke lmao. id do that as a spoof before i really did it tho haha
9. "Yes - Lil Wayne"... why? cuz that bass line is THE SHIT!!! lol
10. "Uhh Ahh - Boys II Men"

I think yall get the picture lmao. But id strip. ONLY strip tho. no trickin on the side. no thats how you get AIDS n shit. Fuck i look like?! I give my props to skrippers cuz that pole aint no fckin joke!!!! *salutes* yall deserve that one!

I havent thought of the skripper name yet... maybe i'll steal the random name my friends mom called me... Gigi Renee. haha

Yours Truly =)