Hola! The name's Dommie. Imma keep this short n simple... I made this to give relationship n sex help... So help me help you =) I'm a goofball, joke like ALL the time, everybody loves me... I LOVE to write (poety more than anything)... Don't Be Afraid Of Flying, Or You'll Never Reach Your High.♥
Aight, Simping. This is a well known, often occurrence on twitter... smh. lol. I mean i'm not knocking you for getting your eHarmony on, but have some self respect! So, I'm gonna give yall rules, well at least MY rules to simping.
SIMPOLOGY 101
- Have a limit. dont just simp all reckless like for the hell of it.
- Set a goal and work towards it. What are you trying to do? get a titty pic? Ass pic? Dick pic? the digits?
- Step your simping up, if you get no answer, obviously he/she is not interested. You want em? Fix your shit! lol
- Compliments are fine, but every tweet? no thanks.
- If we cant hold a convo other than hoe u wanna get busy... you get ignored... refer to no.3
- Try to make the person you're after laugh, not AT you but with you. you'll thank me later.
well. thats all i can think right now lol.
u can add urs. i'll update the list...
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